when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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