Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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