i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Rock
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He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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