We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I am available for nakedness
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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