My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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