OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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