I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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