I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Randomize
