I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize