...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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