That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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