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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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