New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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