So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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