I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
This house was built for laser tag.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize