Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Randomize
