New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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