I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just googled if crying burns calories
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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