She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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