Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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