She announced her abortion via fbk
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I still have a little drunk in my system
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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