Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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