omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I want her autograph on my taint
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
