she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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