She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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