its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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