ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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