You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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