I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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