It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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