idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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