would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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