so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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