What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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