you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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