just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just puked most of my soul out..
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