Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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