I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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