I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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