i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
