I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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