Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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