I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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