is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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