I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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