But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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