Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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