My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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