How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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