I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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