Sponge bath it is.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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