He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I think people are normalizing furries
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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