Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I smell like Dick and happiness
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