But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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