Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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