goodnight i made you a song goodbye
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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