i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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