ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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