STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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