whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
my poor anus
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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